Call it, say...

"surf Christian"...

Hippy Christian, Hare Christian, chill Christian, space Christian, whatever...

We ain't here to proselytize. All the religions are great. Parable of the Good Samaritan shows it's what's inside that's holy.

"God's name is Steve; the heck you say, it's Bob." Calm down, ya'll.

Know what I mean, Vern?

Jesus Christ was a Transformer robot. He turned into a Book. :D

So, I have this idea about the Gospel of Jesus... That he really did "rise after three days," but as a book. Like, in us, when we started to tell the story.

Like, what is the Gospel? The whole who-what-and-why of what Jesus taught and did, right?

"Walk the extra mile with a child, love your neighbor as yourself, turn a spare cheek or three, the parable of the friendly stranger, the Good Samaritan, faith of a mustard seed..."

So it's really still Jesus in book form, let's say, still teaching us to teach. He came right back as us, in that way, as this story we tell and these lessons. As Christmas, as Easter, a church bell ringing across time.

So in one way, you see, the Second Coming already happened a few days later.

Why worry, then? Why bonk heads?

If you really believe that, that this is God's daily bread, you can react to it all very differently. As an opportunity to be creative, let's say.


So anyway, I call that like, "surf Christianity." It's already been hashed, man. Calm down. Make teachin', not war.

Or I like to say, "Hare Christianity..."

Oh yeah! Here's the Lord's prayer, like was taught.

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